Thursday 7 January 2016

Tests!!!

Tests! Tests are hitting young teens, children, adults from left, right and centre. Everyone; but not just the written examinations. 

Everyday we are being tested on how much bull crap, wound up stories, false gossip and fake doody heads we can handle before we slap a bish with a fish. 



Like, Jegus Christmas, people. We have things to do in our lives, become something of ourselves. Why do you need to test our levels of patience? 

Lesson learned. Always carry a butter sock (stinky sock full of unmelted butter) and swing it around like a weapon. To ensure you do not lose your butter sock, customise your sock in your own unique way. Just make sure you don't have your name engraved in the sock. It's just not right to leave evidence at the scene of a murder... for obvious reasons, hehe!

But anyways, I do believe that this is a very hard and important part of some of our lives. Exam grade boundaries are changing every second., so you all best get revising. 


- Sol xxx

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